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mom:you should trust me in everything
mom:i am the best friend of yours
me:i want to wear those jeans
mom:they are for men. You must be ladylike and wear these tight and uncomfortable jeans
me:aw, these song is awesome
mom:i don't like it, so it's stupid and terrible
me:...
me:these small plastic toys are so cute. I want to collect them.
mom:grow the hell up
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mom:nothing special.
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Posted
2 months ago
fubardays:

mapetitepatisserie:

Possible highlander? Michael Fassbender/Joachim Peiper

Fassbender as Peiper… I’d be lying if I say I never had thought of it
I’d be lying too if I say I don’t want to see Hollywood makes another movie with Peiper character on it, no matter how historically inaccurate it will be

fubardays:

mapetitepatisserie:

Possible highlander? Michael Fassbender/Joachim Peiper

Fassbender as Peiper… I’d be lying if I say I never had thought of it

I’d be lying too if I say I don’t want to see Hollywood makes another movie with Peiper character on it, no matter how historically inaccurate it will be

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Posted
5 months ago
It looks like Stark got out of Logan’s bed and then took a shower in his flat. (c) Fren

It looks like Stark got out of Logan’s bed and then took a shower in his flat. (c) Fren

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7
Posted
5 months ago

A gay relationship is averagely more clear than a straight one, because liking someone of the opposite sex is always a little bit about breeding, and you can’t look at someone of the very same sex and gender and underconsciousnessly be like: “huh, our common children will be healthy and strong and attractive”.

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3
Posted
5 months ago

A friendly reminder that every single moment you spend crying over a task you can’t make, or thinking that your life is all fucked up, or fearing you can get kicked out of university, or something like that, there are lots of people spending the very same moment enjoying their freedom, or travelling, or reading a good book in their country house. A very friendly reminder.

Posted
6 months ago

I’m not sure if naming the folder with Hannibal episodes “Honey Bunny” was a good idea.

Notes
1
Posted
7 months ago
no-future-no-life:

effington:

4gifs:

Waterbears can go without food or water for more than a decade. They can survive temperatures from zero to above the boiling point of water, pressure six times stronger than the deepest ocean trench, radiation hundreds of times higher than the fatal dose for a human, and the vacuum of space.

noot……………………..noot

It looks like an un-cut penis

Damn, for a minute I thought it was a beaver-sized mammal.

no-future-no-life:

effington:

4gifs:

Waterbears can go without food or water for more than a decade. They can survive temperatures from zero to above the boiling point of water, pressure six times stronger than the deepest ocean trench, radiation hundreds of times higher than the fatal dose for a human, and the vacuum of space.

noot……………………..noot

It looks like an un-cut penis

Damn, for a minute I thought it was a beaver-sized mammal.

(Source: 4gifs, via pornography-and-logarithms)

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Posted
7 months ago
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